There's an Adult in My Soup

Kim and Jason Kotecki

JBird Ink, First Paperback Edition, 2009


"The book contains recipes for cooking up the life of your dreams and tips for keeping the adult out of your soup. The ingredients aren't included, but don't worry—you already have everything you need.


When I was a kid, my soup was just right,

Yummy and tasty, a veritable delight.

Two cups of dreams and a full pint of play,

A pinch of curiosity for the perfect boutique.

Passion and wonder and faith it had, too

I'd dare you to taste a happier stew!


But when I got older, my soup it did turn,

Enough to warrant a cause for concern.

It's gunky and goopy and lacking in fun,

It's not nearly as tasty as when I'd begun,

It's bland and it's bitter and tastes just like poop,

The problem is clearly the adult in my soup!"


Pages in unread, unmarked condition. Cover has minor shelf wear to edges and corners.












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