EVILS of the NIGHT (vhs) John Carradine, and 50 similar items

Pre-viewed for quality and played great on my Panasonic vcr. The Cassette has a security label on the right endcap assuring you of first generation quality. It also has a 'please rewind tape' sticker strip across the bottom edge of the top label. The box has been cut and mounted carelessly (its crooked, both front back) in a white hard plastic clamshell display case. It has a little bit of 'dirty' sticker stains on the plastic window (see photo). In a nutshell, this unbelievably stupid mating of 'Porky's-style humour, ultra-camp science fiction and slasher movie cliches is about a group of aliens trying to sustain their dying race on the blood platelets of horny teenagers. As the extraterrestrial commander, a feeble, silver-suited John Carradine complains about his orders to set up shop outside a "secluded college town" because of the ample pickings, only "research" failed to warn them about summer break! Now he and his middle-aged space-babe assistants (Julie Newmar, 'Batman' TV Catwoman Tina Louise, 'Gilligan's Island' Ginger) must depend on a couple of dim-witted, geriatric grease monkeys (a confused-looking Neville Brand and a drunk Aldo Ray) to capture random couples in the throes of outdoor lovemaking. The first 30 minutes feature almost non-stop softcore sex, some involving adult stars Amber Lynn Jerry Butler. This is the kind of film where dumb blondes talk in unison, a soulful '80s pop duet plays over R-rated groping, and the apex of wit involves a challenge to see who can hold his penis over a campfire the longest. A fun Psychotronic movie that degrades it's once popular stars.